"I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt."
"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. - Robert F. Kennedy"
"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth."
"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute
What do you do
How do you tell someone you really like them and think they are great but their penis is too small for your liking and the sex is just way too bad to peruse anything further with them.
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone